Day One
First off never knew we had evening clerks. They seem pretty cool. They like to piss each other off it seems for fun? I know it’s weird all they do is give each other the finger. Might give it a try one day, but for now I’ll just observe this odd behavior. Stocking beer cooler and I see an empty box hanging on the side of the rack like some trophy. What the hell is that all about? I took a picture to investigate a little more. By 6 my back is already given out. Like damn 6 is my nap time not running the trash around. Boss man gave me an assignment of mismarks… Well that didn’t get done at this age I forget two seconds after telling me something. At 7:24 pm some weird guy runs up to the front door and screams. I don’t know what’s going on at this point all anarchy is breaking lose. Apparently people don’t know to pee in the toilet on evenings either women just be pissing in the corner or so I’m told… What is happening? I tell the clerk guess what? Chicken butt.
He replied say why?
I say why.
He said chicken thigh. Wanna hear the rest?
Chicken breast.
Damn near died on the floor right there.
All in all someone needs to manage this crew. They say when you quit something the first day is the hardest … God let’s hope so.
Stay happy, Stay beautiful, and what ever you’re doing today freaking kill it!